There are certain firsts that one never forgets:
the first day of school, the first kiss, and the first time you
called alleged psychic Miss Cleo and realized that Jamaican accent
might actually be fake. Your Mountain Times staff has many firsts,
including the time citrus fruit was presented as our Christmas
bonus. A more memorable first that makes for better writing, though,
is our first car experience. Here are some of our favorites.
Keep
in mind Melanies Citation was four-door, but this
one is parked next to a Dumpster and we couldnt pass
that up.
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My first car... the nostalgia and scent of oil are
instantly causing me to tear up. My first car was a 1981 Chevrolet
Citation hatchback. Not the sleek, two-door model, but the four-door,
tank version.
The car had been given to me by my sister after a valve burnt.
Up to the challenge, I parked the car in the garage and set my
mind on re-building it before I turned 16, a mere six months away.
I had a basic car knowledge, capable of brakes, oil changes, starters
and such, but had never completely dismantled an engine.
Armed with a socket set and a Hanes auto manual, I went to work.
I managed to take the engine apart, repair the burnt valve and
put it back together myself. I will grant you that a mechanic
could have done it in a week or less and it took me two months,
but I did it. The only assistance I received was lifting the head
off and back on. I lacked the physical strength for that. Verbal
advice came in handy, but no one was allowed in my garage area.
I dont think I have been, before or since, as excited as
the moment I put the key into the ignition and it turned over.
My father was also more proud of me than anytime I can recall.
He had given a chuckle or two when I confidently explained I was
going to tackle this project alone.
I drove that car, nicknamed Old Blue, for two years
before it unceremoniously died on the interstate. It spun a rod
bearing. I removed the valve cover and cried like a small child
as I surveyed the fatal wound, complete with oil spurting over
my shoulder.
My favorite aspect of Citation ownership was the amount of time
spent under the hood. Those were two very educational years. I
no longer fear a break-down, but instead pack my glove compartment
with duct tape, WD-40, J-B Weld and a AAA membership card. If
you cant repair it with the first three, tow it back to
the garage for another few weeks.

Scotts
Willys CJ-3B jeep gave a new meaning to general purpose.
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My first vehicle was a 1963 Willys CJ-3B, an offshoot
of the old Willys Army jeeps. It had a PTO so you could hook farm
equipment to it, and it also had two sets of gearing differentials,
so you could have two-wheel-drive high and low and four-wheel-drive
high and low. You could gear it so low that you could literally
step out and walk beside it while it drove itself.
Once on a camping expedition with an informal jeeping club (basically
three buddies who would hide in the woods for entire weekends
where their bad habits wouldnt be noticed), I drove the
jeeps bumper against a huge oak tree, got out, and let it
sit there grinding away, digging itself into the mud while I went
back to the fire and enjoyed refreshment.
The jeep, like its owner, had a couple of personality quirks.
The alignment was off so when it hit 35 mph (out of a top speed
of about 50), it would shudder and shake until it hit 40, and
eventually this caused the body to begin ripping in half. It often
had no doors, even in winter, so sometimes when I drove my brothers
to school, their hair would be frozen if they had showered that
morning. Who cared if they died of exposure? I was way cool.

Carolines
2000 Ford Focus, as it looked in an advertisement in the
year 2000.
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Ill go ahead and admit something I dont
think many people would admit, no matter how true it is. Im
really not a very good driver. I have many skills, but driving
is simply not one of them. Its my aspiration to someday
live in a place where I will never have to drive and can travel
solely via public transportation, like New York or Paris.
However, I did have a great first car. It was a red 2000 Ford
Focus and I was its first owner. Even then, when driving was a
novelty, I didnt really like doing it. I recognized my poor
driving abilities and I did not deserve a new car. I still dont.
With an intro like that, you can probably guess how this story
is going to end. One rainy Saturday during my freshman year of
college I was driving from N.C. State to Greenville, where I grew
up and where my family still lives. That day I learned just how
inadequately Highway 264 drains during a heavy rain as my car
fishtailed, spun out of my control and ended up upside down on
the side of the highway.
I totaled my first car, and to this day I get a little scared
while driving in the rain. So, if you see someone in a blue Toyota
Corolla driving 15 mph in the rain, know its me. And dont
honk, Im going as fast as my nerves will let me.

They
called him Mustang Sally, until he told them Jason
was more preferable.
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In 1986, I received my license and permission to
drive my fathers 1966 Mustang an electric blue beauty
he had owned since it rolled out of the factory. I should add,
at the time, I measured about 5-foot, 1-inch so I had to sit on
a pillow AND place one behind my back to push my body far enough
forward. While the Mustang still remains one of the all-time best
American autos, the transmission did not exactly lend itself to
my shrimp muscles. I can remember shifting from first to second
with two hands but, to this day, I never have trouble with stick
shifts thanks to Transmission Boot Camp.
My parents lived on and still own a rural farm with a long driveway.
My pre-license Saturdays were spent rocketing (at least when Pappy
wasnt looking) the Mustang back and forth between the house
and barn in my own version of driving school. As much as I loved
the car, it betrayed me at a vital teenage moment. On the first
day I drove to school two days after my 16th birthday
the gas gauge decided to malfunction. It lied almost maliciously,
claiming to hold an eternal quarter of a tank and sputtered to
a halt about 200 feet from our town hangout. Imagine the scene
a Gary Coleman-esque teenager propped up on cushions steering
a dead car while the laughing hyenas he called friends pushed
the treasonous jalopy into the pump island.
Throughout the next two years, the 66 provided plenty of
great times and I eventually outgrew the seat cushions as puberty
arrived at the party late. Unfortunately, the Stangs
289 engine eventually gave up the ghost and I fell into a pattern
that would repeat itself upon moving to Boone 15 years later
I got a Subaru, no cushions required.

The
1965 Dodge Dart, with what may or may not be the Eason family.
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My first car was given to me by my aunt, Pauline
Ruckart, not long after we moved from Alabama to Triplett in eastern
Watauga County. It was a black 1965 Dodge Dart with a red leather
interior. I named it Pony Boy after the Allman Brothers
song of the same name and drove it to WHS every day and to my
friends houses during the weekends. It leaked a little oil
and wasnt nearly as cool as some of the cars in the WHS
parking lot, but it saved me from going out of my teenage mind
down in Triplett (at that time, there was very little for teenagers
to do down there
and nothings changed in 30 years).
One time, I tried to drive it up Triplett Road in a blinding snowstorm,
against my fathers wishes. I made it to within a quarter
mile of U.S. 421 before I slide backwards off the road. Too embarrassed
to go home, I hitchhiked the rest of the way into town and spent
the night with some friends. Some neighbors in Triplett spied
my car off the road the next morning and called my mom to tell
her that I was probably inside it either dead or dying.
To make a long story short, I didnt die but I sure got grounded.
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