Cyber-Scalpers
Ruining the Concert Experience
Tickets for U2 in Charlotte Selling for
$882
Not long
ago I rediscovered a concert ticket stub from my teenage
days. The year was 1974 and I was 14 years old. The price
on the ticket stub was seven dollars and fifty cents. At
the moment that it was torn in half it earned me admission
to a three-band rock show at the downtown auditorium in
Mobile, Alabama.
I remember that I went to that show with my younger brother
Greg and my best friend Mike. The opening act was a little-known
band out of Detroit called Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet
Band that would later on do quite well for itself. The middle
act was the Charlie Daniels Band, hot on the heels of the
hit novelty tune Uneasy Rider. The headliner
of the show was none other than Canadian power trio Bachman
Turner Overdrive.
Being three teenage boys without dates, we were easily able
to squirm our way right to the front row. The show was a
non-stop barrage of classic electric blues-rock and that
newfangled southern rock. For BTOs encore, Charlie
Daniels returned to the stage and traded licks on his fiddle
with Randy Bachmans electric guitar for a blues boogie
jam session that could not be beat.
We left the show exhausted and pleased that BTO had not
only touched on their mega-hits such as Takin
Care of Business and Let It Ride but had
also played a couple of tunes from Randys days with
The Guess Who. It was one of the better of what must have
been two-dozen rock shows I witnessed during the three years
we lived in the Mobile area. All of the concerts featured
at least two big name bands and I dont believe I ever
paid more than $15 for a ticket.
What a difference three decades makes.

The
Edge, Adam, Bono and Larry relax on my couch between
sets at the only U2 concert I will ever pay $800
to see.
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I recently
went online to find out about the availability of tickets
for the U2 concert coming up in December at the new Charlotte
Arena. Tickets for the show went on sale a few months ago
and ranged from $50 to $160. They sold outall 17,000
of themin slightly less than an hour. Unfortunately,
most of them were not bought by U2 fans. They were snatched
up by people in the profitable business of reselling them.
You and I might call them scum-bucket ticket scalpers although
they prefer to be called professional ticket brokers.
A quick trip through cyberspace let me know that plenty
of tickets for this concert are available and on sale through
websites run by the ticket brokers. Only now, they range
in price from $147 to $882.
The same situation holds true for the Charlotte Arenas
debut musical concert, a show featuring the Rolling Stones
scheduled for October 21st. Tickets to see Mick and the
boys originally topped out at $160 for the best seats in
the house but are now on sale for about four times that
amount on the World Wide Web.
Ticket scalpers are getting around state and local regulations
that bar the resale of tickets for exorbitant profit by
buying them through legitimate sites such as TicketMaster
the second they go on sale. Then they sell them through
their own sites such as www.stubhub.com. These scalpers
can buy and sell tickets to the U2 show without having to
come anywhere near Charlotte. They could be operating their
business from North Korea for all we know!
These scalpers could be stopped in their tracks if arenas
and auditoriums around the country would just grow some
spine and change their ticket-selling policies. Tickets
should go on sale at the auditorium box office first for
a certain amount of time before they go on sale over the
Internet. That way only the diehard fans of the band and
our hard-working local scalpers could get their hands on
the best tickets (preferably after camping out all night).
Secondly, authorities should go online and figure out how
they can bust some of these scalpers who charge four and
five times the original price of a ticket.
The whole thing begs the question, are these scalpers outrageously
greedy or are they simply charging what the market will
bear? Who, exactly, is buying a Row E seat to the U2 concert
for $882?
For that sort of money, Im going to want U2 to come
over to my house and play for me and my friends in the friendly
confines of my living room. Bono will have to bring enough
groupies, booze and snacks for everyone at the party, and
the rest of the band has to serve on cleanup detail at the
end of the night. Bono will not be allowed to talk about
world hunger between songs and I want the set-list to mainly
consist of material from the albums War, October and The
Joshua Tree. I absolutely do not want to hear any songs
from All That You Cant Leave Behind.
Then, and only then, will we talk about spending $882 on
a U2 concert.
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