Forget about Daylight Savings Time. The Associated
Press says its actually daylight-saving time,
and the Associated Press means business. Hyphens and lowercased
letters notwithstanding, this time of year is a special time of
year. We seemingly lose an hour of sleep by seemingly gaining
an hour of daylight. Eventually, it works itself out, but those
first few days always feel somewhat different. Good different,
though. Your Mountain Times staff likes good different, as well
as daylight-saving time. Heres why:
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Daylight-saving
time, as perceived under the influence of LSD.
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Its a fun balancing act that daylight-saving
time. Just like yielding for pedestrians, it takes some getting
used to. That first Monday morning, my eyelids protest and do
their darndest to rationalize hitting snooze yet again. This whole
process manages to work its way into my subconscious, where in
my dream, hitting snooze for the fifth time is the only logical
thing to do, because the koala bear on a Segway says so.
The workday then follows, with the obligatory office chit-chat
bemoaning the loss of an hours sleep weighed against the
benefits of a longer day, provided its not a longer workday.
Forced chuckling then ensues, as does the water cooler bubbling.
But its that latter part of the so-called joke that rings
the most true and pleasant, at least for me. Since the typical
newspaper workweek runs about 192 hours, seldom during winter
do we return home before dark, which makes it seem as if we lead
our social lives in the perpetual darkness of some David Lynch
movie, usually minus the costumed dwarf. So, this evening-time
daylight comes as a welcome reprieve from retreating to my sitting
parlor and reflecting solemnly on dark roads.
Days become days again, making nights feel like theyve been
earned. And to hell with the koala bear on a Segway for saying
otherwise.

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Daylight-saving time?
Blue the Dog could care less.
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I have mixed feelings about daylight-saving time. It starts off
rocky for me every year. I have trouble adjusting my sleep schedule.
I like to wake up with the sun, and daylight-saving time leaves
me sleeping in. Waking up at 6 a.m. to daylight better fits my
schedule.
However, once settled in, I adore the extra hour of sunshine in
the evenings. Leaving work doesnt feel like the end of the
day. There are still hours left that can be enjoyed outside. I
go through a lot of charcoal in warmer, longer days. Nearly every
meal is cooked on the grill.
Daylight-saving time greatly improves my mood because of the amount
I am able to accomplish in one day. After work, I can take the
dog for a hike, do laundry, sit on the deck and read the
possibilities are endless.
It is great to be more active in the evenings. I still go hiking
and spend time outdoors in the winter, but not nearly enough.
I am counting the days to spring. Blue and I both could use a
little exercise and fresh air. My sofa also needs time to spring
back into a shape that does not so closely resemble my form.


Its clear that Franklin
earned his spot the $100 bill when he came up with daylight-saving
time, plus all that other stuff he did. |
I never knew the man, but if I had known him I would
have given him a big high-five for coming up with daylight-saving
time. I truly do love it and appreciate it.
I think it is since moving to the mountains that I truly began
to appreciate daylight saving. Until moving to Boone about a year
and a half ago, I lived in the flat lands, first in Greenville
and then in Raleigh. Something I never realized about the mountains
until I moved here was how the higher skyline affected the light.
I am sure that it gets darker earlier here than it does in eastern
part of the state.
The different light and the frigid weather, also a new experience
for me, initially made adjusting to High Country winters a challenge
for me. When daylight saving finally rolls around I know there
is a light at the end of the wintery tunnel. It is like the weight
of the early darkness finally lifts off of my shoulders.
In Europe, they do not switch to daylight-saving time and thus
I must conclude that it is one of the things that make America
a great nation. Other things that I have had a hard time finding
overseas are ice cubes and guys without too much product in their
hair.

The only thing better than having an extra hour
is having an extra hour that doesnt exist and therefore
leaves no memory, trace, or criminal record.
To that end, I can think of far more fantasized shenanigans than
I could ever squeeze into an a single hour, even one that reliably
rolls around once a year and therefore allows for much anticipation
and planning. Since its a pretend hour, Ill pretend
that I am on a sailboat in the Caribbean getting blown off course
toward the Bermuda Triangle, where I run into Amelia Earhart and
the Easter Bunny, and we eat coconut and carry pi to infinity
and celebrate a world where peace and love are more valuable than
money and real estate is returned to its rightful owners and chocolate
is good for you and sleep is a waste of time and slugs dont
eat flowers and everyone respects everyone elses religious,
cultural and personal choices and never does a kids tummy
grumble in hunger and we all are in harmony with the universe
and all gods are the same size and color and poetry can be traded
for beans and I can wear grungy sweatpants and torn T-shirts and
never comb my hair.
My fake hour would be a happy hour without the cheap drinks. Give
me a pretend day, or a pretend year, and Id really get subversive.
Whenever I hear people talk about what theyre going to do
with the extra hour of daylight I have to wonder, Where
did you go to school? If the extra hour of daylight is so
important to you, wake up earlier. Basically what the government
is doing is lengthening the quilt by cutting off a foot at one
end and sewing it on the other end. There is no extra hour!
It reminds me of a news story in the 1970s about an elderly woman
who wrote to President Nixon complaining about daylight-saving
time. She wanted him to know that the extra hour of daylight was
burning up her begonias.
Seriously though. I love the fact that now when I get home from
work, I will have more sunlight in the evening hours. I will use
that time to prepare our garden for the summer of 2008. One of
the new wrinkles in our garden this year is a beet box. No, not
one of those electrical devices used by musicians to put living,
breathing drummers out of work. Our beet box will be a raised
bed with red, Detroit, golden and other varieties of beets growing
in it. Come by this summer for a cup of fresh borscht!
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