Rodriguez lets imagination run wild in bizarre 'Shorts'
Whether or not you like Shorts, a film many will love
and many will hate, it's impossible not to smile as you
watch writer/director Robert Rodriguez's imagination
run wild and free. Whether directing more mature films (Sin
City, Desperado) or family films (the Spy Kids trilogy), you
never quite know what he's going to do next - or
where the next scene will take you.
I'm not sure whether or not Shorts will work for most
audiences, to be honest, but I still had a great time. The
title refers to the style in which the story is told -
there film has five chapters that are show in a jumbled order,
much like the style of Rodriguez's friend and frequent
collaborator, Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill).
It begins with an epic staring contest in "Episode Zero"
and then jumps from story to story, each centering on a particular
character's adventures with a magical, rainbow-colored
wishing rock that falls from the sky.
Although it's an ensemble, the film centers on Toe Thompson
(Jimmy Bennett, who was also in Star Trek and Orphan this
summer - not bad for a 13-year-old), a kid who is bullied
by the vicious Helvetica Black (newcomer Jolie Vanier) and
her gang. Leslie Mann (17 Again, Funny People) and Jon Cryer
(Alan on Two and a Half Men) play Toe's parents, who
are high-powered executives for the Black Box Corporation
that is led by the scheming Mr. Black (James Spader, Boston
Legal), who needs a better version of their famous do-it-all
Black Box device that can be a phone, baby monitor, hair clippers,
potato peeler, etc.
The children who find the wishing rock quickly realize that
their wishes don't always turn out as planned -
their wish will be granted, but the stone might take some
leeway if they're too vague. This leads to sight gags
out the wazoo, and Rodriguez's visuals are just as fresh
and funny as ever, whether children wish for a guarded fort
or a strained couple wishes to be closer together. Each gag
is funny in its own right, and I believe that Rodriguez has
returned to the imaginative images he created in the first
two Spy Kids films (like Thumb Thumbs or the literal Spider
Monkey) after stale outings with Spy Kids 3 and The Adventures
of Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
There's a lot in Shorts that might turn off parents -
the attack of a giant booger (who looks like Major Mucus from
Earthworm Jim), for instance, and other touches may be deemed
"immature." Not all of the characters are fully
fleshed out, either, though I'm not sure some of the
characters would have been much more interesting had we gotten
to know them better.
Plot or characters shortcomings aside, I liked Shorts for
the same reasons I liked Spy Kids and Desperado - Rodriguez
has a bizarre imagination. He ignores conventional ideas when
he makes a movie and, for better or worse, brings his wacky
ideas to life. If you're open to some juvenile humor
sandwiched between some truly bizarre (but totally original)
imagery, Shorts might just be for you.
Shorts is rated PG for mild action and some rude humor. It
is currently playing at the Parkway Theater in West Jefferson
and the Regal Cinemas 7 in Boone.

